so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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