The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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