it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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