I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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