how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
