i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He passed out mid-signature
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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