i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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