well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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