i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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