Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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