so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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