Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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