so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Do plants get herpes?
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