Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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