People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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