oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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