Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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