Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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