My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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