i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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