do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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