the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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