My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He did a backflip because drugs
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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