Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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