somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
a search helicopter?!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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