just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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