u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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