do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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