Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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