what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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