I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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