Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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