Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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