Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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