so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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