u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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