So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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