I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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