He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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