A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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