I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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