so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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