He asked to "fluff my boner.."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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