Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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