I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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