its not stalking. its research.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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