it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
