I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
