the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She told me I should be a condom model.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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