If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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