oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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