can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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