Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We left the knife in your bed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize