Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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