Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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