"it" just moved
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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