So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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