I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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